Mommy is taking a break from Confessions this week and said I should play along. What that means is, I just tell you everything on my mind. This was SO easy because I like to talk, I have no filter, and I don’t know what a lie is yet. Enjoy!
I confess… I pick my nose and eat it.
I confess… throwing rolls of toilet paper in the toilet while Mommy yells, “NO!” is thrilling.
I confess… I jumped out of my crib once when I was mad at Mommy and Daddy for putting me to bed too early.
I confess… I make my dolls reenact the moments when I get in trouble with my Mommy. Reese or Gaby plays the role of ME and I play Mommy. It’s so much fun. Yesterday Reese jumped out of her crib and I put her in timeout for being naughty.
I confess… I ate a jelly bean after I spit it out on the ground yesterday.
I confess… bugs are terrifying creatures that should not be allowed in my presence.
I confess… I am actively pursuing a closer relationship with Muffin than what we currently have. He meows at me and I chase him. I just want him to love me… and I will do anything to make that dream a reality.