Hey there pretty lady,
I don’t know if you remember me – but my name is McMuffin. My friends call me Muff. The lady who usually writes this whatever you call this thing is my Mom. She is in the shower right now, so I thought I would practice my typing and brag about how awesome my life is. Nobody has it better than me.
I pretty much do what I want in this house. Anything I want, I get. I eat filet mignion pate 2x a day (3x if I am lucky and convince the big guy to give me ). I get unlimited amounts of treats.
I have more toys than your 2 year old.
I have more toys than your 2 year old.
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And I get to spend my days sleeping anywhere I lay my little head.
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I’ve also recently started laying on the counter in the kitchen. Big guy introduced me to this wonderous land back when we had a mouse problem. Now I just hang out here and observe all those beneath me.
I am freakin adorable, so I get away with mostly anything. Here I am destroying one of my Mom’s Christmas presents. She doesn’t understand that I HATE TISSUE PAPER. And that crazy hoarder has loads of it all over the house. SO, I had no choice but to drag it out of the box and put it to shame.
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The big guy (aka my Dad) has a flaw too. He leaves his clothes in my chair everyday. To get him back for crowding my relaxation station, I lay on them. I roll around on his jacket so its covered with fur. Lately, I have sat on them right after I drop on off at the poop box. I am waiting for him to get so mad that he stops leaving his shit there, but it hasn’t happened yet.
One thing my Mom does that really gets under my skin is dress me up. I am not a baby doll. To get her back for making me look like this:
I did this to her pretty little hat
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Oh crap, I hear her getting out of the shower. I better get upstairs so I can dirty up the tub with my feets. Until next time folks.
Who has it better than me? Noooooooo-body.
I hear you, bro. McMuffin, you tell that crazy hoarder and that chair stealer to stop messing with you! These people over here drive me crazy throwing my precious bone off the couch. These crazy humans.
Woof,
Chip
Hi, McMuffin. We have it pretty good over here. We use Mommy’s computer all day while she’s at work. We lay around. We steal food. We hate when Mommy dresses us up. (Want to see? http://mymusingsd.blogspot.com/2012/12/christmas-card-outtakes.html)
I think we’d be friends.
Purr,
Leo and Leia
Your cat is adorable! Love the name and the blog 🙂 can’t wait to see more.
Whitney
http://www.missmamame.blogspot.com
Loving the new look… and may your hat R.I.P.
Oh McMuffin, you handsome little beast you!
Love this. My cat could have written it – especially when it comes to my husband leaving his clothes out & his dirty paw prints all over the bathroom!