Sometimes you just have to write a letter to your furbaby on a Friday. Our kitten Mcmuffin is just like a child in so many different ways, but there are some things that need to be addressed.
I hope you are enjoying your Friday (and that you miss me dearly. I will be home at 3:30 per usual). I am writing you this letter for a number of reasons….
1. I know you read my blog when Daddy goes to the gym because I find it pulled up on my ipad (and Daddy doesn’t read Mommy’s blog).
2. I know that you take written notes seriously (i.e. the mother’s day gift request – thank you for the vomit on the bathroom floor. It was lovely).
3. Your bathroom habits need to be addressed ASAP.
Alright…here it goes….if you have a problem with the kitty litter, you need to tell us. You need to tell us the second I put it in your little outhouse and you go potty for the first time and you decide you don’t like it. Then I can empty the outhouse and go buy some new kitty litter that you will like. I do not understand why you wait until the outhouse has been cleaned once over and refilled with the yucky litter to decide you don’t like the kitty litter anymore …. AND THEN YOU POOP ON THE RUG.
This is unacceptable. Mommy does not like cat poop. Nor does she like scrubbing rugs at 11pm at night where cat poop once resided.
IF YOU DON’T LIKE YOUR LITTER, TELL US. Clearly you have no problem telling us when you don’t like your food (you bury it with a plastic bag and won’t eat it), you don’t like to be pet (you bite us), or when you don’t like anything else going on (you me-yow and me-yow til the sun comes up).
Mommy and Daddy have things going on in their lives that are very stressful, and cat poop makes them so much worse. Please, for the sake of love, just tell us Mcmuffin, tell us when the kitty litter sucks.
One more letter today…
Dear Shonda Rimes,
You could have done WAY better.
Not so sincerely,
Every single one of your Grey’s fans
haha love the name. I couldn’t agree more about Greys–what a let down!!!
All the cool cats won’t hang out with you if you keep pooping on the rug. No one like a poopdarug. 🙂
Kate, The Blog Diva says
Just stopping by to say Hello From Fur Baby Friday Blog Hop, and your fur baby is sooo cute!
Haha, McMuffin sounds like quite the character! Don’t cats have some of the best personalities!!??
And you are so right about Greys!
Shonda is on my bad list. The show has gone from unrealistic to absurd and taken one of my favorite characters as a casualty!