Hilarious Truths about Parenthood

Parenthood is not easy. From endless temper tantrums to never peeing along, these are some hilarious truths about parenthood.

Today’s post is to remind myself of the comedy that accompanies parenthood. There is nothing more comical than eating burnt toast while drinking twice microwaved coffee. And nothing more funny then your baby turning into a Pterodactyl and a toddler waking at 5am to go to ballet class.

Here are some hilarious truths about Parenthood. Enjoy!

My favorite spot is usually the bathroom…which one is yours?

Anyone else have a toddler who steps into public like an angel but takes off the wings and replaces them with a pitchfork as soon as she steps into her own home?

Hilarious truths: a toddler NEVER forgets.

I love hot meals and steaming coffee… all by myself.

The volume of a toddler’s voice is proof enough… the room can be silent and she is yelling like there are 30 people between us dancing to house music.

Thankfully my husband never tries this… but we have some family and friends who just don’t understand you NEVER even think about touching a sleeping baby.

And because Motherhood is truly the best thing that’s ever happened to me… despite all the times I’ve hid in the closet to scream into a sweater… these girls are my world. Thank you for making me your Momma.

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