I have thicker skin than I am credited for. As the middle child, one would think that I would only be picked on my by older brother. But oh no, lucky me, I am picked on by my older brother AND my little sisters (that’s plural, folks. I gots two little sisters).
Example: Over Thanksgiving, while stuck in traffic waiting to do some Black Friday shopping, my sisters fabricated the ridiculous notion that I am going to shrink as I get older (??). They decided that by the time I am 50, I will be 4’10” with deer hoof feet, walking on my tip toes, speaking in a tiny voice, and my hands will be as small as Juidice’s.
P.S. I’d like to give a shoutout to whomever at SNL came up with Juidice. Thank you for keeping us sane on a rainy day at the Cape this past summer.
Lizzie says
you forgot to add that you’ll have to hide from brandon because he will appear to be even taller than he is and seeing as if you are scared of really tall objects-you will be in fear of him HEHE love you and you are a good sport with our humor..i really liked this post…
Catalyn H says
I had a really good piece of inspiration… ahem.
And yes…if I do shrink, I will have to leave him. Because he is 6’3 and I am TERRIFIED of giants.
Lisette @ Northern Belle Diaries says
I loved our 1-hour long conversation today! Maybe when I’m not in sweats we can FaceTime, drink a box of wine, and take obnoxious screen shots of our wine-y debauchery. Mmkay? Good. I agree! Miss you!
Lisette
http://northernbellediaries.blogspot.com
Lisette @ Northern Belle Diaries says
OH, I forgot to mention this post (it’s the wine’s fault aka wine-y post). You’re a good sport for putting up with all the verbal vomit (I KID I KID). Your sisters sound like fun!
Ok, that will be my last tipsy comment. I promise.
Shannel Lee says
Hi there Mrs. Bear… π Thanks for joining Friday Chaos Blog Hop. I just become your new follower/fan. Thanks for the share and the inspiration! Have a fantastic Weekend!
hugs
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The Mom says
Oh my Juidice too darn funny!!! Well you will need to pull your hair back further but other then that yes I see it. hahahahaha No seriously you did get ribbed alot but your right its out of love. Who doesnt get ribbed by their siblings?
Love this and love the memory of the cape and Juidice…
REBrown says
I love Juidice – too funny!
Sarah says
I kinda love when she was on SNL. Now I look foward to Stefan!
Sammantha B. says
Hahaha, I am right there with you, SO thankful for whoever came up with that skit over at SNL π New to your blog and loving it!
Stop by and say hi sometime — thenakedmanual.com
Catalyn H says
Thanks for coming to
My blog! Glad you share my love of Judice π
LWLH says
Kristin is both hilarious and frightening in that GIF
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