Dear Mr. Fishbowl,
I just wanted to say thank you for the great time last night. Watching basketball was so much more fun with you in my hands. I know we cried a little bit when Butler lost, and we yelled at that fat ugly Duke girl with the stupid blue horns who kept touching Mr. Bear, but overall we had a pretty sweet time together. I even brought you home and gave you a lovely bath so we could hang out again sometime in the comfort of my own home. However, when I woke up this morning I realized that you poisoned me last night. My mouth tastes weird, my head is pounding, I have cramps in my calves, and a strange craving for something really fattening that will upset my tumtum. I just don’t think we can ever hang out again. You are a deceitful mother effer. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. A poop pie disguised as a boston creme. You better be out of my place by the time I get home from work. Don’t ever call me again. Don’t come knocking at my door. I mother flippin hate you.
XOXO
Mrs. Bear
Those darn fishbowls always taste soooooo good that night but boy do they cause pain the next day! Good luck today!
LOL ive never had one…should i?
hahahhahah
ohmygosh! i laughed so hard!! i want to hear more about the Duke girl?
HAHAHA you have the most eloquent hangover I’ve ever heard of!
I beat girls who touch my man, I feel you!
Hahahaha! I love it. I feel your pain!
ha-larious! get a wittle fishy and put him in there, that’ll make you like the fish bowl better 🙂 in WATER of course 😉
Haha. This made me laugh. Hope you are feeling better! 🙂
Oooo, fish bowls are so tasty initially but they are soooo mean. Hope you feel better soon!
Oh and I cried too when Butler lost! 🙁 But I love the fact you were ready to throw down with the duke girl…..HAHA!