Have you ever had a WTF dream? You know, one of those dreams that makes you feel like you did something wrong when you wake up?? Like you have to run to the shower to get the ickyness off of you? Turn on the tv so you think of something else than just what went on in your head? Wonder what you did to deserve such a horrible dream?
Over the weekend I had an asgusting dream: I was married to this morbidly obese man who wouldn’t let me divorce him. He was laying on top of me with no clothes on, telling me I could never leave him, and squishing me, and I couldn’t get him off no matter what I did. I remember he was sweaty and smelled like old rotting meat. And he had big man boobs. That was my whole dream. Just me and my big fat smelly naked husband. I woke up so disturbed and confused.
Some people believe that our dreams secretly mean something else – that they are a reflection of our subconscious thoughts but presented in peculiar scenarios.
I can see how this can be true (example: pre-wedding nightmares occur when you are anxious/stressed), but sometimes I just think that our brains like to mess with us.
I know there is no secret meaning behind my dream. I love my husband. He isn’t a fatty, nor does he smell like hot dogs. He doesn’t force me to do things I don’t want to do. He doesn’t make me feel trapped. And even though sometimes he plays the game, “I-ate-a-polish-sausage-and-now-I-am-passed-out-across-your-belly-and-you-have-to-try-to-get-out-from-underneath-me” – he never holds me back from doing anything.
Honestly blogfriends… I have some freaky deaky dreams. About violent goats and flying frogs…they are usually very detailed and don’t make any sense. Unfortunately I won’t be able to retell any of the good ones because they are always forgotten after a doozy (i.e. my sumo wrestling husband).
What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
Oh my gosh girl! That is one crazy/disturbing dream!!!! And you crack me up with the Michelin man and his comment bubble! LOL
I have crazy dreams that have me scratching my head saying “WTF” when I wake up all the time. Fortunately I quickly forget those dreams (thank goodness).
So sadly, I have no dreams to share right now. But after Mexican food and beers tonight I may have one to share tomorrow! ๐
Oh goodness! That’s horrible! LOL. Iv’e been having some STRANGE dreams lately. I had another weird one last night, but now I can’t remember what it was about. Bummer.
Okay I was eating while I read this entry of yours… I suddenly have NO appetite!!!
I have strange dreams but I am not sure I remember any. Mine are really vivid lately and involve me being pregnant. Impossible because I have no uterus in me anymore and it actually depresses me when I get up! Haha
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Please never have that dream again!
Thats funny- My sister and her husband set their Date according to the A&M Football schedule!!
as far as the budget- I have explained to Tyler that proper wedding ettiquite requires the grooms parents to pay for the Rehearsal and the Honeymoon… so we are going to see about that.. but Im not begging for money from them. I understand that people can only afford what they can afford. We just need to have a talk with both sets of parents… its just having that talk is going to be the hard part ( i feel silly asking for money, since its been about 10 years since I have EVER had to take money from them!)
I have strange dreams. I once dreamed Dog The Bounty Hunter was my swim coach and he made me swim with this blue squid/eel thing and I was so scared. It was awful. WTF?!
Oh my that is a wierd dream I would forsure have to run and take a shower after that EWW…
Just wait until you get pregnant, if you are planning on it, because those hormones give the WEIRDEST/CREEPIEST dreams EVER!
My friend is obsessed with dreams and their meanings and after listening to her babble on and on for so long I think she would say your dream has nothing to do with your hubs and maybe more to do with someone stressful in your life otherwise. I however believe that how to heck can you say having a fatty laying on top of you means something important in life haha!
What a crazy dream! I hate those, ha!
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Love your blog!=)
What a funny dream! Too bad you couldn’t have poked him and made him explode. ๐ I have had the dream where I get on a bus and I’m naked dream – or that my teeth or falling out. I think both of those have meanings, but I try to just forget about them when I wake up.
I’ve heard the same thing that Shelby posted about, that when you get pregnant you have super crazy dreams!
just WAIT til you’re pregnant! WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD, inappropriate, like can’t post on your blog dreams!!! the other night i dreamt that my mister was still my mister (and we were sleeping together, EEK tmi) but he had a full face/body change and looked like this guy i used to know in college … but he was still my mister, like i called him by name n’ all. WTF!?!?!
creepster dreams are for BABIES!!! no wait, they’re not, that would scare babies …
OH MY GOSH! What an awful dream! Funny to read about but certainly not funny to dream about! ICK!
I know what you are saying about the dreams! Ok, not the fat naked man, but just in general about dreams. I’ve been having some craaazy dreams lately. I’m not a fan, either.
boo on bad dreams! I wish I knew how to fix them!