If you haven’t heard of DailyCandy yet – I highly recommend signing up (if you live in or near a big city). Everyday they send you a piece of “Candy” that talks about a new restaurant, product, boutique, etc. in Atlanta. Today’s topic was a little different…And I don’t think it was an April Fools joke…Please read the article below…
Smell Ya Later
Better Marriage Blanket
Your relationship of late: fresh, fruity, and (sadly) rooty-tooty. Your partner’s nocturnal emissions have you worried that the honeymoon is over. And great meals just keep amounting to a hill of beans.
Bring back the love with the Better Marriage Blanket.
The BMB’s activated carbon fabric layer lessens the blow of late-night bombings using technology that originated from government-issue chemical warfare suits. In other words, your Aunt Agnes’s bean-and-sausage soup has finally met its match. Plus, it’s washable, dryable, and even flame retardant — for those nights when cabbage is on the menu. Put one on the guest room bed and tell your family and friends. You may feel silly tooting your horn over a blanket, but don’t worry. No one gives a poot about that.
This might be the most hilarious gift you could buy an engaged or married couple… a little bit offensive, but mostly downright funny. Fortunately Mr. H and I don’t have any stinky sheet problems… so maybe we will buy this for one of our friends in the future…
There’s only 4,300 hits on the site meter, I think it’s a joke. For real. The materials its made from and it still looks like a down comforter? Impossible!!
I hate April Fools day LOL! I can’t tell if I’m right or wrong in my thinking!