At almost 27 weeks pregnant, today’s Confessions are all Pregnancy Confessions… it was bound to happen sometime. These might not be pretty, so be forewarned!
Your thighs will spread out at the top, right under your lady parts, and it is not attractive. Or comfortable. And if you have never chafed while walking, you will find out what it’s like.
Pregnant boobs are NOT hot, no matter what anyone thinks. They are big, veiny, and wide.
Say goodbye to the belly button you once knew… because after pregnancy, it will NEVER look the same again.
Oh and say goodbye to the lady parts you once knew… because after delivery they will NEVER look the same again.
Sometimes you pee your pants a little when you sneeze, cough, stand, laugh, breathe. No one will ever know though, so don’t worry.
If you ever thought that passing gas was something controllable, you’ve never been pregnant.
Your feet might grow a size larger, your eyesight might weaken, and there is a very good chance your gums will bleed every time you brush your teeth.
Varicose veins – they don’t just show up on your legs.
Grooming your lady parts during the third trimester is not easy. You might need to bring a mirror into the shower with you because your large baby bump will undoubtedly obstruct your view. Once you get the mirror out – if this is your first time looking – be afraid. Be very very afraid. There are some things that you can’t un-see.
Anyone who has experienced the beautiful gift of pregnancy – What kind of confessions can you contribute?