As I sit here typing this, I am on the couch in sweatpants with dripping wet hair, eating a low-fat pop tart (I know these are filled with chemicals), and watching the weatherman tell me that we are going to miss 98% of the winter storm that is going to blast New England.
SERIOUSLY? So we will get 2% of the storm? They actually sounded excited too.
This weather news would tick me off normally any day… but I am extra ticked today because I am pms-ing. I hate that word – pms – but what else do you call it? I especially hate when a guy asks you if you are “pms-ing.” I REALLY hate when a guy asks you if you are “on your period.” You can’t even be “on” that… it’s a natural thing… like acne… it just happens. You don’t sit on a big period.
Why can’t they just ask, “Honey, are your hormones going crazy? What can I do to help?”
I haven’t felt like this in 4 months… because I take a magical pill that makes me not have my ‘friend’ or anything associated with it. It was kind of awesome while it lasted… I mean, I only took about 7 pregnancy tests fearing that the pill hadn’t done its job.
Now I am miserable… longing for the fear of a baby… because I am bloated, cranky, depressed, emotional, keeled over with cramps, and sick to my stomach. I am NOT happy.
I am sad for no reason.
Maybe if it was going to snow I’d be a less scary bear…
For now, I will keep looking at this picture from my friend Jess’s wedding this past November to cheer me up….or to numb the evil pms.
🙁 I’m very sorry you’re feeling so “blah”. That’s been my word for the last…several weeks. I hate it and I want it to go far far away but for the time being I guess “blah” is here to stay for a while.
And i’m pretty sure the weatherman is happy that we are missing the big snow as well, which just makes me more angry :/
Ahhh, I used to take the same magical pill that would let me have three blissful months and them WHAM! That horrible week would hit me! I just love your comment about why men can’t just ask if our hormones are going crazy and what they can do to help. Haha! If only. Hope you feel better soon. In the meantime, ice cream helps. So does any kind of chocolate, cheez its, doritos, mac n cheese, and just about anything else that is really yummy yet really bad for you!
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I hate the word PMS too… I think the ONE thing I am happy about in regards to having my hysterectomy is that I don’t have to deal with that anymore! That’s the only benefit. I hope the weatherman is 100% wrong and you get 100% of the storm!!
1) THANK YOU!!! We are not ON our period, but we HAVE our period at that moment. We are never, ever, ever ON THE RAG!
2) I am super sad faced, le sad, and Pouts McGee over here that we’re not getting any snow. Where is my Nor’eastern?! I’ll join you in that temper tantrum!
3) Hope you feel better soon, get some sweets in you, nothing Lil’ Debbie can’t fix, right? 🙂
I hope your mood is much improved, lady!