Sorry Miss Kriss but I have to interrupt writing your email for this story…
My husband just asked me if I made up the recipe for the pizza I baked tonight by myself… I told him, “Yes”… knowing that it kind of sucked, but thinking he would atleast tell me I made a good effort…
He replied, “Maybe you should blog about how bad it sucks so no one else makes it.” And then he coughed. And took a huge glup of wine. And then he ate a pretzal rod.
Point taken. And I am not offended because my husband is my best critic.
LESSON LEARNED: Don’t try to make pizza with Trader Joe’s Garlic Herb Crust + artichokes + kalamata olives + mushrooms + mozzarella. It will taste like slugs and pootie.
In your defense it really sounds like those ingredients would taste rich and yummy. I know how you feel though – I try new things and sometimes they just don’t turn out right. My hubby at least try to eat it…that’s all we can ask for! 🙂
HAHAHAHAHA. I don’t know why, but I find this so freaking funny. Probably because I know you’re a fah-bulous cook and because I really appreciate Mr. Bear’s honesty. If I were you, though, I’d take myself down to the
Perfect Pour and buy myself a little something nice… 😉
Did you use the frozen artichokes from trader joes? Because believe me, i’m a huge fan of all things trader joes, but everything those frozen artichokes touch seems to taste like…well, pootie… 🙂 And thank heavens for the honest boys in our lives!
Hahaha…but that sounds so promising! What a bummer!