Dear Mr. Hose and Mrs. Hose House,
I hate you.
You are the worst hose and hose house ever.
Mr. H, you are TOO long, made out of crap plastic, and always getting tangled. Mrs. H, you should have never told me you could house a 100ft hose. He doesn’t fit – you overachiever! Please take yourselves back to where came from (ahem Lowes and Target) and send some friends who know how to do their jobs.
Love,
Mrs. Bear
Side Note to my Readers: Guess what anonymous commenters? I followed your advice and blocked you. You can only comment on my blog if you have the guts to say how you really feel =0)
brown eyed girl says
LOL. MY parents have a similar hose house, it irritates the love out of me! I usually can pull it out without too many problems, wash my car, and then I have my dad put the hose away. Have Mr. Bear do the same for you?
Mrs. RJ-to-be says
I am scared to even plug our hose in .. It also frustrates me on the same levels as yours does. Ours Mrs. hose is actually on the side of the house .. & frustrates me even more than Mr. Hose too!
~Haley~ says
I have that same hose holder, and it makes me angry everyyyyytime I use it! I basically just hate the whole idea of using the hose at all now! And PS, I looove the new banner!
XoXo
A. says
This post made me laugh because I hate rolling up the hoses!!! We have one in the front of our house that is attached to the brick side wall thingee that you have to roll up and it always manages to whip me in the leg when I try to roll it up. It also sometimes falls out of the wall and I just leave it on the ground because I hate it!!! The one in our backyard I don’t hate so much anymore because we got a new house house that plays nicely with the hose, and me! I couldn’t find a link for it but we got it at Lowe’s and it has a plastic wrought iron look to it and it was under $100. LOVE IT!
Nicole says
We have that guy & the larger one with the “auto-winding” feature. I like the bigger one much better. Much easier to wind up & the hose doesn’t get tangled.
Llama says
I think our hoses are friends. I cant STAND my hose either. He is driving me crazy! I cringe every time I need to water. I think we need to have a sit down talk with them!!!