12. Mr. Bear had to practically drag me down to the beach the night he proposed. When he asked me to take a walk with him on the red sandy beach, I politely declined b/c I didn’t want to get my feet sandy. Actually, I pretty much threw a tantrum fit (complete with stomping and flailing of my arms) refusing to follow him down the steep sand dune. He took off and I realized a fight would ensue if I didn’t take the dang walk with him… Needless to say I am glad I stopped acting like a baby.
13. I wrote a letter to the Tooth Fairy when I was little threatening her…i told that fairy if she didn’t take my tooth and leave me a gift she was going to be VERY sorry. She left me my monies and I felt like the most badass 5 year old around ( you’d be afraid of a 3 foot 5 freckle faced little devil with a strawberry blonde afro too).
Sole Matters says
we need to see pics of this booty popping from your wedding. 🙂
Polka Dots & Protein Bars says
Hahahaha this post cracked me up. You are way too cute!
this was hilariousness. loved it. and i agree, pictures of the booty boppin’ is necessary.
and p dittle s – i tap danced from the time i was 4 til i was 14! love me some tap dancin’! i thought i was SO cool when we got heeled tap shoes!!!
Sarah Elizabeth says
Good facts- super funny!
You NEED to post pics of you booty popping!!! Haha, I love this post!!! 😀 Thanks for making me laugh, I needed it! Oh, and I also am all about the fart/poop jokes/sounds. My husband hates it! Ha! I suddenly have the urge to prank my MIL…hmmm…!
Hahah this is great! I love this post! Have a great day!
You are adorable. Have a blast in San Fran!
Kelly Marie says
Your number 6 is the same thing with me and my husband!! He thinks its so foul and I think it’s hysterical!!