I confess… I ate the whole jar of crunchy cookie butter.
I confess… I drank a lot of wine last night in honor of the impending snow storm.
I confess… I let my class watch Stuart Little because I was too excited about the snow to teach yesterday.
I confess… I smelled something gross yesterday while I was teaching…it was the sweater I was wearing…I forgot to wash it after I wore it last without deodorant.
And now…because my sister is here…she is going to CONFESS
I confess… that after I ate my 10 snacks I brought to work, I stole snacks out of my boss’ snack bag. He asked me what I was eating and I told him nothing….
I confess… I tell people that my boyfriend is an aspiring actor. He has no acting ambitions whatsoever.
I confess… I tell people my boyfriend can’t read. Just for fun.
Umm, that is exactly why I am afraid to buy cookie butter from TJ… it would be gone in one sitting.
Stephanie + Walter says
I never admit when I’m drunk either. I’ll be like “oh no I’m fine, I can totally have another drink” and I will do that allll nightl ong until I can barely walk anymore. hahaha
I am so guilty of telling my husband “I’m not drunk.” But he can always tell. My nose gets cold when I’m drunk. Hahahah.
Megalin D says
My husband always tells me “how drunk I am” and I never own up to it. Even just yesterday on our way home he said ” Remember that one night you got soooo drunk it took me 3 hours to calm you down cuz you weren’t making any sense” I said “nope”. haha 😉
Mrs. Dr. Looze says
Hope you are enjoying the snow down there! There is nothing better than celebratory wine in honor of snow storms. Happy to be linking up again with you 🙂
Miss Jose Cuervo says
What’s a snow day?
Can you tell Canada about them…thanks.
I’m with you on eating an entire jar of cookie butter. I. JUST. CAN’T. STOP.
Cassie @life-inthemaking says
Just found your blog and I absolutely adore it! Definitely a new follower here. 🙂 Thanks for having such a fabulous blog.
-Cassie @ life-inthemaking
Amy Shaughnessy says
Ha ha! Oh my goodness that is so hilarious about the sweater. I would have walked around blaming it on someone else.
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I’m FINALLY linking up!
Nichole Gaertner says
LOL… some of my own confessions are less flattering. Although- batshitdrunk is a tad hilarious. 🙂
LOL, You definitely have Southern tendancies, a Southern belle never says how much she drinks! I actually wrote a post, discover your inner southern belle. So glad I found your blog. Your too presh!
Erika @ ~TiptoeButterfly~ says
ps – i knew i’m BRCA b/c my Mom has breast cancer – and she had a family history – so then i got tested and found out … PS – usually with on-line shopping it’s always free return, so i buy 2 sizes and then return the other :o)
Thanks for passing by to check out my confessions, wine+cooking+music gives me life. I don’t know why my comment didn’t show up from last night but the confession about your sweater made me BOL. I have had one of those moments with my work out shirt, no one ever knew but when I think about it I am mortified all over again.
Lacey O. says
ha!!! These are great. I especially love the drunk confessions and the one regarding your boyfriend. So perfect
JanM ♥ says
The snack, the aspiring actor and the can’t read part are hilarious! LOL
Tammy Rodeffer says
Love love love this… I confess… I lie about how drunk I am…everytime I drink. I will never admit when I am batshitdrunk.
I must confess I’ve been blog hopping for months and somehow came across your blog and I swear we must be related because almost every post I read sounds like me… it is crazy! I enjoy reading!