Anyways….let’s begin.
I confess… I ate the whole jar of crunchy cookie butter.
I confess… I drank a lot of wine last night in honor of the impending snow storm.
I confess… I let my class watch Stuart Little because I was too excited about the snow to teach yesterday.
I confess… I smelled something gross yesterday while I was teaching…it was the sweater I was wearing…I forgot to wash it after I wore it last without deodorant.
And now…because my sister is here…she is going to CONFESS
TINE Confesses….
I confess… that after I ate my 10 snacks I brought to work, I stole snacks out of my boss’ snack bag. He asked me what I was eating and I told him nothing….
I confess… I tell people that my boyfriend is an aspiring actor. He has no acting ambitions whatsoever.
I confess… I tell people my boyfriend can’t read. Just for fun.
Umm, that is exactly why I am afraid to buy cookie butter from TJ… it would be gone in one sitting.
I never admit when I’m drunk either. I’ll be like “oh no I’m fine, I can totally have another drink” and I will do that allll nightl ong until I can barely walk anymore. hahaha
I am so guilty of telling my husband “I’m not drunk.” But he can always tell. My nose gets cold when I’m drunk. Hahahah.
My husband always tells me “how drunk I am” and I never own up to it. Even just yesterday on our way home he said ” Remember that one night you got soooo drunk it took me 3 hours to calm you down cuz you weren’t making any sense” I said “nope”. haha 😉
Hope you are enjoying the snow down there! There is nothing better than celebratory wine in honor of snow storms. Happy to be linking up again with you 🙂
What’s a snow day?
Can you tell Canada about them…thanks.
I’m with you on eating an entire jar of cookie butter. I. JUST. CAN’T. STOP.
Just found your blog and I absolutely adore it! Definitely a new follower here. 🙂 Thanks for having such a fabulous blog.
-Cassie @ life-inthemaking
Ha ha! Oh my goodness that is so hilarious about the sweater. I would have walked around blaming it on someone else.
Amy
Fashion and Beauty Finds
I’m FINALLY linking up!
LOL… some of my own confessions are less flattering. Although- batshitdrunk is a tad hilarious. 🙂
LOL, You definitely have Southern tendancies, a Southern belle never says how much she drinks! I actually wrote a post, discover your inner southern belle. So glad I found your blog. Your too presh!
Cortne
cocoinmagnolia.com
ps – i knew i’m BRCA b/c my Mom has breast cancer – and she had a family history – so then i got tested and found out … PS – usually with on-line shopping it’s always free return, so i buy 2 sizes and then return the other :o)
Thanks for passing by to check out my confessions, wine+cooking+music gives me life. I don’t know why my comment didn’t show up from last night but the confession about your sweater made me BOL. I have had one of those moments with my work out shirt, no one ever knew but when I think about it I am mortified all over again.
ha!!! These are great. I especially love the drunk confessions and the one regarding your boyfriend. So perfect
Lacey
sunnyandturquoise.blogspot.com
The snack, the aspiring actor and the can’t read part are hilarious! LOL
xo,
janmloves.blogspot.com
Love love love this… I confess… I lie about how drunk I am…everytime I drink. I will never admit when I am batshitdrunk.
I must confess I’ve been blog hopping for months and somehow came across your blog and I swear we must be related because almost every post I read sounds like me… it is crazy! I enjoy reading!